意大利式战争

“二战”时(shí )(👷)期，盟军要(🐽)实施安(ān )奇(🏽)奥登陆(lù )计划，迫于(yú )对一(yī )门叫安(🤢)奇奥(ào )大(dà )炮(pào )的超级武器(qì )的忌惮(🍖)，要(yào )派两(liǎng )(🐮)个精锐特工去摧(👋)毁(⏬)这门大炮，结果两(😎)个(gè )傻(shǎ )(🖲)逼被派了(le )去，最后经过一(yī )连串搞笑事件，阴差阳错的最后完(wán )成了任务。　　片段一(yī )：德国(🐶)人在北非布置(🤷)了一个(gè )(⏺)陷阱(jǐng )(🌙)，准(zhǔn )备了(🔩)一幅假的防(fáng )御工事地(dì )图让这二个士兵带回去。他们(men )却(🔝)阴差阳错(🙌)的拿(ná )走了真的地图，最(⛓)终赢得了战(zhàn )役(yì )。　(👃)　片段二(èr )(🤲)：他们化(💠)装成管道工(🎋)潜入德(dé )军在意大利的司令(lìng )部，给他们(men )卫生间(🏉)的(🥊)管道修得(dé )乱(luàn )七八糟(zāo )，把将军淋了个(gè )落汤鸡(jī )。将军(jun1 )去换(huàn )衣(💹)服，拉开抽屉(tì )发现一(yī )套(🐡)新的军服，于是洗头(tóu )洗脸准(zhǔn )备换上新军服的时(shí )候闭(🔞)着眼(yǎn )把脸盆里的脏水倒(🆙)进抽屉里了（柜子旁(páng )边有一个废水桶）。那个将(jiāng )军是最主(zhǔ )要(yào )的一个配角，很(✖)有意思。到影片结束前(qián )1分钟(zhōng )，都没有一句台词。最后说了一(yī )句(jù )(🖱)“谢谢”。　　片(piàn )段三：德(dé )军有(yǒu )一门超级(🐇)大炮俯(fǔ )视(shì )着(zhe )联军将(jiāng )(🐣)要登(dēng )陆的(de )海滩。这二个士兵(😼)居然(rán )化装成希特勒(lè )和随从(🍗)，去视察大炮，把(bǎ )大(🐼)炮炸掉了。　　(🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time